Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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