you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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