Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
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knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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