Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I did not marry a roomba.
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