It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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