weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
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I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
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At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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