where am i from again
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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