One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I wish you could order shots online.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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