You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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