i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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