Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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