her vagine was all disorganized.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
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