OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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