so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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