No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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