S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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