she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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