I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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