Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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