Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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