I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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