Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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