I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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