there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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