Hey man sorry I got all grabby
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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