I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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