Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
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No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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