clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
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When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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