garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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