Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
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I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
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Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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