Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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