David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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