So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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