Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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