Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
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Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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