She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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