Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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