I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
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I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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