sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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