Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
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i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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