You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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