32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
He felt like a one man threesome
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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