Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Randomize
