let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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