Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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