He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
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I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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