is your mom at the bar?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
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The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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