you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He shit in the fireplace
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