I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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