I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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