i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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