@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
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